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		<title>How did we win the Cold War?</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2008/04/06/how-did-we-win-the-cold-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/04/06/how-did-we-win-the-cold-war/" title="How did we win the Cold War?"></a>How did we win the Cold War if the Russians had BEARS THAT CAN PLAY HOCKEY?!  Youtube video attached; thanks Ryan!  (This might be Ukrainian or some other country that uses a Cyrillic character set; but I&#8217;ll continue to be &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/04/06/how-did-we-win-the-cold-war/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/04/06/how-did-we-win-the-cold-war/" title="How did we win the Cold War?"></a><p>How did we win the Cold War if the Russians had BEARS THAT CAN PLAY HOCKEY?!  Youtube video attached; thanks <a href="http://blog.djschny.com/" target="_blank">Ryan</a>!  (This might be Ukrainian or some other country that uses a Cyrillic character set; but I&#8217;ll continue to be an ignorant American and just say it&#8217;s Russian- I can do that because we won the Cold War <img src='http://www.mattlary.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
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		<title>caveat emptor</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/" title="caveat emptor"></a>I purchased an item from ebay and got the following back: HI! I HAD SHIPPED YOUR GOODS YOU CAN GO TO http://app1.hongkongpost.com/CGI/mt/enquiry.jsp CHECK TRACKING NO:&#8230; IF YOU RECEIVE THE GOODS PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK THANK YOU!!! Should I be concerned &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/" title="caveat emptor"></a><p>I purchased an item from ebay and got the following back:</p>
<blockquote><p><font style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif; color: #000000">HI!<br />
I HAD SHIPPED YOUR GOODS<br />
YOU CAN GO TO  <a href="http://app1.hongkongpost.com/CGI/mt/enquiry.jsp" target="_blank">http://app1.hongkongpost.com<wbr></wbr>/CGI/mt/enquiry.jsp</a><br />
CHECK TRACKING NO:&#8230;<br />
<strong>IF</strong> YOU RECEIVE THE GOODS PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK<br />
THANK YOU!!!</font></p></blockquote>
<p>Should I be concerned that the seller said &#8220;<strong>IF</strong>&#8220;? <img src='http://www.mattlary.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Survival of the Fittest</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/12/04/survival-of-the-fittest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattlary</dc:creator>
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		<title>ROCHESTER- A CITY OF QUALITY</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/10/17/rochester-a-city-of-quality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattlary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/10/17/rochester-a-city-of-quality/" title="ROCHESTER- A CITY OF QUALITY"></a>Governor Spitzer was in Rochester Yesterday to announce that they&#8217;re tearing down Midtown Plaza to build a new headquarters building for Paetec. It should be good for downtown- Anyway, Here&#8217;s a video from the 60s about Midtown Plaza- it has &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/10/17/rochester-a-city-of-quality/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/10/17/rochester-a-city-of-quality/" title="ROCHESTER- A CITY OF QUALITY"></a><p>Governor Spitzer was in Rochester Yesterday to announce that they&#8217;re tearing down Midtown Plaza to build a new headquarters building for Paetec.  It should be good for downtown- Anyway, Here&#8217;s a video from the 60s about Midtown Plaza- it has that awesome 1960s documentary feel to it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/10/17/rochester-a-city-of-quality/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>Activision Reports Sluggish Sales For Sousaphone Hero &#124; The Onion &#8211; America&#8217;s Finest News Source</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/08/22/activision-reports-sluggish-sales-for-sousaphone-hero-the-onion-americas-finest-news-source/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Google Reader Shared Items</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/08/20/google-reader-shared-items/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mattlary</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/08/20/google-reader-shared-items/" title="Google Reader Shared Items"></a>Randy scolded me for not sharing google reader items, so I added a port for it on the right and I&#8217;ll try to share more stuff- unfortunately I decided to start this after I went through all of my entries, &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/08/20/google-reader-shared-items/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/08/20/google-reader-shared-items/" title="Google Reader Shared Items"></a><p><a href="http://www.randyandrachel.com/">Randy</a> scolded me for not sharing <a href="https://www.google.com/reader">google reader</a> items, so I added a port for it on the right and I&#8217;ll try to share more stuff- unfortunately I decided to start this after I went through all of my entries, so there&#8217;s not a lot there yet- stay tuned though, I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;ll be lots of stuff there soon.  If you use RSS, then you can subscribe directly to my shared items.  Go <a href="https://www.google.com/reader/shared/15030882434753604492">here</a> to see the entries themselves and to find the corresponding feed.</p>
<p align="left"><img src="http://www.mattlary.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mugshot.jpg" title="Mugshot" alt="Mugshot" align="left" border="0" height="191" hspace="10" vspace="0" width="233" />Randy also said I need to post more photos; well here you go- yes it&#8217;s me from way back in High School;  I had a friend who worked at the Mohawk PD who took my mugshot and gave it to me; fun times.</p>
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		<title>Monty Python + Star Trek&#8230; Is anything better?</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/07/23/monty-python-star-trek-is-anything-better/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/07/23/monty-python-star-trek-is-anything-better/" title="Monty Python + Star Trek... Is anything better?"></a>Randy posted this- check it out:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/07/23/monty-python-star-trek-is-anything-better/" title="Monty Python + Star Trek... Is anything better?"></a><p><a href="http://randyandrachel.com/">Randy</a> posted <a href="http://randyandrachel.com/2007/07/22/she-turned-me-into-a-newt/" target="_blank">this</a>- check it out:</p>
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		<title>iPhone- Will It Blend?</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/07/10/iphone-will-it-blend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/07/10/iphone-will-it-blend/" title="iPhone- Will It Blend?"></a>I think I can hear Joe crying in the distance.]]></description>
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<p>I think I can hear Joe crying in the distance.</p>
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		<title>Awesome.  Simply Awesome.</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/06/29/awesome-simply-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bumper Stickers</title>
		<link>http://www.mattlary.com/2007/06/27/bumper-stickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/06/27/bumper-stickers/" title="Bumper Stickers"></a>I got this in an email from my father; it&#8217;s pretty good: An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right &#8230;<p class="read-more"><a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/06/27/bumper-stickers/">Read more &#187;</a></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.mattlary.com/2007/06/27/bumper-stickers/" title="Bumper Stickers"></a><p>I got this in an email from my father; it&#8217;s pretty good:</p>
<blockquote><p>An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.</p>
<p>He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.</p>
<p>The tailgating woman hit the roof&#8211;and the horn&#8211;screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell.</p>
<p>After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.</p>
<p>He said, &#8220;I&#8217;m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the &#8216;Choose Life&#8217; license plate<br />
holder, the &#8216;What Would Jesus Do&#8217; bumper sticker, the &#8216;Follow Me to Sunday School&#8217; bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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