http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/ News and thoughts from mattlary Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:04:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/comment-page-1/#comment-8384 David J Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:32:58 +0000 http://www.mattlary.com/2008/01/09/caveat-emptor/#comment-8384 Haaahahahahaha! I can just picture it now: I had shipped your goods, but I was being attacked by a large lizard as I rushed it to the local ups, but the ups was already in shambles so I gave it to a guy named Ping who went screaming away in the other direction to avoid some bat-like things. Ping was eaten, but the package continued on, caried on the back of a flying fish. I chased the fish for a while, but it was just too quick. It ran into an airplane in the distance and the package fell onto a moving convoy. The convoy was then ambushed by a... *wife steps in yelling in chinese* Revision: "I had shipped your goods." Haaahahahahaha! I can just picture it now:
I had shipped your goods, but I was being attacked by a large lizard as I rushed it to the local ups, but the ups was already in shambles so I gave it to a guy named Ping who went screaming away in the other direction to avoid some bat-like things. Ping was eaten, but the package continued on, caried on the back of a flying fish. I chased the fish for a while, but it was just too quick. It ran into an airplane in the distance and the package fell onto a moving convoy. The convoy was then ambushed by a… *wife steps in yelling in chinese* Revision: “I had shipped your goods.”

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